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		<title>Relax after an Exciting Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 05:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After an exciting week on the markets, one I'm sure Jesse Livermore at the peak of his powers would have relished, here are a few jokes - probably as old as Jesse - to ease us into the weekend: "I'm giving you three weeks' vacation," said the boss at the investment bank.]]></description>
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		<title>Proof at last &#8211; Stockbrokers are not Snakes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:06:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ Lamb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Python can survive quite happily on 1 good victim per year. (Finally proving there’s a difference between snakes and stockbrokers.)]]></description>
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		<title>Pretty Girls &#8211; You are Bad Trades</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips?]]></description>
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		<title>You know you’re under Jesse Livermore&#8217;s spell when…</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ Lamb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you've ever caught yourself talking about the size of the line you’re swinging...]]></description>
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		<title>Bad News Is Good News</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 18:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ Lamb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jesse Livermore was called The Boy Plunger (Plunger = A Reckless Speculator). He was happy to play the market long or short but his biggest successes came when he sold short prior to big market falls. I&#8217;m a regular visitor to the BBC News site and I couldn&#8217;t help noticing that the recent falls in [...]]]></description>
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